Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Captain's LiveJournal:

Saturday, July 19th, 2008
3:35 pm	Day oh wow it's been awhile Hi guys! This is ur captain, and I have taken some literary courses at St John's pub. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
4:40 pm	Day lets just say 60 WO-H0-HO-HOAH!!!!!! it's been awhile!!!! it apereas that somehone had mispalced my journal!!! o the nreve, u penny-pinching misers!!!!! a lot has hapened. 1st of all. we crashed lol. it sucked. 1 guy wuas liek OhMUHGUD! KAPTEN WEEFCRASHED. and i was lkie WAT and he wus liek DID U NOT HERE ME OR R U IN DISBELEF. and i wsa liek WAT I CANT HERE U. so he came up 2 me nda wuas like, WE CRASHED AND WEVERY1 DIED.......... JK BUT WE DID CRASH. so we r on an iland riten ow. um... ttyl. captain Current Mood: indifferent (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, April 14th, 2006
5:56 pm	DAY 4 Todai is day 4 adn we have already taken a pit stop[ at Johns Pub. the wnehces instisted so. senor phospherous ahas falen aoff the ship so now we dont know jnwo then the wenches babise are due. ok gotta go, brother Arn is being a little fag boy. Captain Current Mood: bitchy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 13th, 2006
1:18 pm	DAY 3 helo evrabody. op sorry this is private. fifty seven people have died all ready. they fell of the wagon. i mean ship. this is not orergon trale. unrelated note: we shot dem mermans. but we could only cary 2 back to the ship. i mean wagon. i mean ship. all the wnehches are pregnent now. i tihhk mary sue is due in eight months and 29 days. senor phosphoric is an expert on pregnency tests, hes a jenius and made them outf of pine cones, that we wfound in hte water. i mean on the floor. or in space. ur choice rly . i think soemone is trying to poisin me. why? bvecause i foudn poisin in my waiter. water, that is. at least si htink so, it prty tasted bad. so with os mnay silalors dead, its hard rto maintian this bigass ship of mine. I gotta go, Dinner's ready!!!!!! :DDDDDDDD Captain Current Mood: calm (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
1:17 pm	DAY 1 WEE R SAILING 2DAY, IT WELL B GRATE FAN! Hooray. Their R wenches around, I hope they leave!!! >:O Captain Current Mood: FURIOUS (1 Comment |Comment on this)